castbytheglyph: (Tra la la la la la la)
[Video]

Hey guys! What's shakin'?

[Say hello to the insisde of Pascal's room, if you can even call it a room. With all the doodads and bits and bobs and everything else she's just found and left strewn all over the place it looks more like a dump site than a bedroom. Some might call it a mess. But it's not! It is organised mess! ... Barely organised mess. Sometimes.]

Sooo, I kinda said forever and a day ago that I would help out with cooking, since there are like no chefs around or somethin'. Well here we are! I present to you, Mecha Sanji!

[It's hideous.]

He's not done just yet, but I have all the basic stuff down like the lasers and the rocket punch. You can't have a big ol' robot like this without slapping a rocket punch on there!

[To demonstrate, Pascal takes one of Mecha Sanji's hands and pulls it away from the arm.]

See, see? There's even a bungee cord worked in there so you don't hafta worry about lookin' for any lost hands. Back you go!

[When she lets go the hand quickly snaps back into place... Which apparently causes toast to pop out of the top of Mecha Sanji's head. Yeaaah, sorry about that housemates, she was running out of parts and the toaster was way too tempting to pass up.]

Ooh, toast's done! [Delicious.] He can make tons of other tasty treats too, since he's meant to be a cooking-mech-whatever. You just show him what to do and he'll remember everything you did! Isn't that awesome?

[Of course it's awesome, Pascal already knows for a fact that it's awesome!]

[Action]

[When she's done showing off her work she'll be heading down to Seventh Heaven to test her creation out in the field. Did she ask Sanji's permission to bring a robot into his kitchen or give him any sort of warning before hand that she might be bringing along a robot? Nope! Surprise! If anyone wants to stop her to ask 'what's up with the robot?' as she makes her way there then she'll glad show off Mecha Sanji's abilities.

By the way, housemates? Don't go in her room while she's out. Seriously, just walk on by it. It looks like a bomb shell and a tornado had a fight in there and the whole room smells faintly of smoke, glue, and a whole lot of other things which are probably better off not identified.]
castbytheglyph: (I send a text saying 'goodnight')
Heyooo crazy talking book people, how's it shakin'?!

[Do not be alarmed. There's just a very loud and excitable woman shouting at you all.]

I kindaaa have this itty bitty problem. Y'see I was just minding my own business, yadda yadda yadda, whoah I'm suddenly in some village with wings?! Pretty crazy morning I'm having over here, probably one of the best mornings ev-eeer!

Actually I sorta showed up in some forest and then found the village using my totally wicked sense of direction. [She wandered around until she found it.] But whatever, technicalities and all.

So, book people, this is where you guys come in! Since I'm all on my lonesome and lacking some of the company I had back home I'm here to get that company back! Pleaaase direct your attention to, ra-dan-ta-taaa, this totally awesome diagram!

[BAM! Pascal disappears and is replaced by this wonderful work of art being shoved towards the journal.]

Sooo yeah, if any of you guys know these guys then you guys should tell me! .... Guys.

[Whilst all this is going on, Pascal is just standing smack bang in the middle of the clothing store where she recently picked up her clothing. White sundresses were so last Shot Cube season. Feel free to tell her to shut the hell up and to stop yelling at her journal.]

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